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Mariah Carey won't be getting love from the paps
Monday, April 28th, 2008
Mariah Carey’s diva antics have landed her on the paparazzi′s shit list. She also apparently got pissy with the Good Morning America crew where these pics were taken. It looks the paps are super pissed and want to see Mariah go back to unveiling stamps. TMZ reports:
Mimi’s been unofficially placed on a paparazzi blacklist after breaking unwritten fame game rules at a CD signing event last week.
After Mariah showed up two hours late (bad), sprinted down the red carpet (even badder), and wore sunglasses on the red carpet (huge no-no), paparazzi nation decided to unofficially boycott the singer — that means no pictures, no coverage, no love. Surely, she will plummet into obscurity.
Listen up! This is Wesley Snipes. I just knocked that scrawny Superficial Writer out of the chair. Punk keeps making folks call him “Little Vanilla Snipes.” Not on Wesley Snipes’ watch. Gotdamn, look at Mariah Carey! Wesley Snipes would tax that ass. But, wait, Wesley Snipes hates taxes. Aw man, Wesley Snipes is so confused right now. Yo, Little Vanilla Me, Wesley Snipes is sorry. Wake up, man, and give him a hug. Hold up, are you eating Wesley Snipes′ Pop Tarts? Dammit, son, Wesley Snipes needs his frosting!
Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien
Monday, April 28th, 2008
I’m a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny ass still walk among us, but he’ll be taking over for Conan O’Brien on NBC’s Late Night, according to the AP:
A former regular on “Saturday Night Live,” Fallon, 33, would take over sometime next year as host of the 12:30 a.m. talk show. O’Brien is to replace Jay Leno on NBC’s “Tonight” show, aired at 11:30 p.m. each weeknight….. As long ago as last summer, NBC late-night boss Rick Ludwin was quoted as saying that Fallon “is at the top of our short list.”
Expect violence in America to go up next year. Instead of people asking “Hey, did you see Conan last night?” they’ll now ask “Hey, did you see Jimmy Fallon last night?” Which will of course be answered by a well-deserved toss out our 20th story office window. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Bill. It’s not a crime if I warn you a year in advance. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rob that bank that I warned back in ‘05. Free money, here I come!