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Saturday, July 19th, 2008

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Katie Price launches another book using her entire arsenal of dumb which consists of, but not limited to, her ridiculous breasts

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie “Jordan” Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I’m in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children’s book or a new installment in her 20,000 volume autobiography, Katie wrote “an explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity,” according to the book’s Amazon UK page.

How does Katie Price manage to write a new book every 2-3 months? It seems like she spends most of her time trying to design costumes for the sole purpose of making my penis cry. On that note, keep fixing the tiara, Katie. Because that’s exactly what’s going wrong here.

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Jessica Alba's daughter looks exactly like a newborn baby (Holy CRAP!)

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

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Jessica Alba and her month-old daughter Honor Marie Warren currently grace the cover of the latest issue of OK! Magazine. Check out the details of her birthing process which is probably the biggest pile of fake I’ve ever read in my life. Next to that time I looked at Heidi Montag’s face:

“I didn’t scream,” Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. “It was really Zen.” And Cash could only marvel at his wife’s quiet strength when she gave birth. “She didn’t make a sound,” he says. “It was amazing.”
The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. “The labor was more like meditation,” she says. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

Can someone explain to me why the hell these gossip mags feel the need to make child birth sound like a fairy tale? “I simply passed a soft gentle pillow out of my vagina - and then a rainbow appeared!” Jesus. First off, any housewife worth her weight in delicious sandwich, knows this is bullshit. Second, I’ve seen child birth before (through a peephole), and it’s not magic princess time. There’s mostly a lot of screaming and yelling followed by a stethoscope jammed in my eye when I’m discovered. So, tabloid industry, why don′t you write about that for once?

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Rottweiler Breeders And How To Find Them

Friday, July 18th, 2008

By Sharon Davies

The time has come to get your Rottweiler and now you need to pool your resources together and get contact information for all of the Rottweiler breeders in your area….

If you take the time to look for Rottweiler breeders you may not only find breeders listed but you… to utilize your vet in your search for good Rottweiler breeders. More often than not your vet is going to offer you a list of Rottweiler breeders that they consider to be reputable and that you can choose

Searching For Rottweiler Breeders

Friday, July 18th, 2008

By Sharon Davies

So you have decided that you want a Rottweiler and now you just need a way to find the Rottweiler breeders in your area. Beyond simply looking in the phone book there are many ways to find the Rottweiler breeders in your area and there are many helpful resources you can use… the end of your search but it is just one of many resources you can use to track down the Rottweiler… source for quality information on prospective Rottweiler breeders than your vet. Your vet is just

What’s New for ‘astigmatism’ in pubmed

Friday, July 18th, 2008

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Dog Video: Hound TV #29 - Monday 9 June 2008

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Dog Video: Meet a kelpie who likes skateboards, cool cars, and staying cool by the pool; and discover how older people who can no longer care for a dog can still enjoy the pleasure of their company.

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Choosing The Right Dog For You Posted By : rayter

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Owning a dog needs dedication, time and effort. As you all know, dogs are domesticated animals that need to be nurtured and loved. So before you consider owning one, it is very important that you assess and think about what type of dog you really want.

Why Dura Bull Dog Bedz? Posted By : Lucy Booth

Friday, July 18th, 2008

“Fill” dog beds do not provide this support as the dog’s posture is allowed confirm to whatever angle the dog bed provides. There is no reason to have multiple dog beds for one dog.

Choosing the Right Hamster Posted By : Tom Lewis

Friday, July 18th, 2008

The first thing to consider when choosing a hamster would be whether having a hamster would be a good thing for your family. Once you make a decision to adopt the hamster then you need to choose which type. You can buy one from a pet store, department store, a neighbor, and even a breeder. Dont use those services that sell them using the mail. You can never be assured of the quality and health of the animal and it would be torture to them.